So I was digging around in my personal folders, trashing stuff that was old and revisiting some fun pictures, essays and poems - one of which was tucked away in the corner of my "friends" folder in a .txt doc.

What what? I smell??
My dear little brother ...

(insert: piano slide)
Who's farts are known all around town? Rolie... Joelie
OMG, was that from Taco Bell? Joelie ... Rolie
Yes, people have to run away and can't come back 'til the next day, 'cause...

Who's poop can stink for hours and hours? Rolie ... Joelie
No spray or scrub can drown it out! Joelie ... Rolie
No, friends, this is not a joke! This boy can make the worst skunk choke!

Once he farted in my car. Rolie ... Joelie
I thought I'd hit a giant squirrel! Joelie ... Rolie
I even checked my review mirror, but soon I was reduced to tears.
The smell was so unbearable, nothing is comaparble, his butt is unrepairable - how terrible!!!

For you, dear boy, I have much love, but get yourself an anal plug!
Joelie Rolie, Joelie Rolie
*sniff sniff* Eewwww ....


Ahh, good times.